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Pour something cold, press play, and find your vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHighlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSparkling, hemp-derived sodas in flavors you'll love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTwo strengths: Light Lift (5mg) and Full Vibe (10mg)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e4-packs and customizable 12-packs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMade for good times, occasions, and everyday good vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tropical-citrus-10mg-thc-10mg-cbd-soda","title":"Tropical Citrus","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the one that started it all - our OG, award-winning Green Monké Tropical Citrus. She’s leveled up with a bold 10mg Delta-9 THC + 10mg CBD, while still keeping it guilt-free at just 25 calories and 5g of sugar. Bursting with pineapple, grapefruit, and yuzu, it’s a tropical flavor explosion designed to kick off your weekend with big, golden-hour energy. Pour it over ice, cue the playlist, and let this citrusy waterfall set the vibe. Bigger buzz, same carefree chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eCarbonated Water, Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Hemp Derived CBD Emulsion, Hemp Derived Delta-9 Emulsion, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid, Sucralose,\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBeta Carotene, Blue 1\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. Refrigerate after opening. Once opened, consume same day. 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With only 25 calories, this nostalgic mango-flavored soda is ready for the party. It's here to make your happy hour even happier with its 1:1 ratio of CBD (5mg) to THC (5mg). Green Monké gives you an effervescent social high with the calming and relaxing effects of CBD plus a fast onset (around 15 minutes) for a great time, every time. Green Monké can hang, without the hangover. Best served chilled, over ice, with a slice of lime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Carbonated Water, Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Hemp Derived CBD Emulsion, Hemp Derived Delta-9 Emulsion, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid, Sucralose, Beta Carotene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. Refrigerate after opening. Once opened, consume same day. 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With only 25 calories, this nostalgic orange flavored soda with a hint of passionfruit, is ready for the party. It's here to make your happy hour even happier with its 1:1 ratio of CBD (5mg) to THC (5mg). Green Monké gives you an effervescent social high with the calming and relaxing effects of CBD plus a fast onset (around 15 minutes) for a great time, every time. Green Monké can hang, without the hangover. Best served chilled, over ice, with a slice of lime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eCarbonated Water, Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Hemp Derived CBD Emulsion, Hemp Derived Delta-9 Emulsion, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbic Acid, Sucralose, Beta Carotene. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in a cool dry place out of direct sunlight. Refrigerate after opening. Once opened, consume same day. Best Before and Lot No see base of can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/greenmonke.com\/pages\/certificates-of-analysis\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDownload Lab Report\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Green Monké","offers":[{"title":"4 Pack","offer_id":45519080390890,"sku":"GM-D9-OP-GA-4PKTY-10628425180400","price":17.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 Pack","offer_id":45519080423658,"sku":"GM-D9-OP 5MG-628635142097","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/7973\/0922\/files\/OrangePassionfruitColorbloackSquare.jpg?v=1781017251"},{"product_id":"blue-raspberry-10mg-thc-10mg-cbd-soda","title":"Blue Raspberry","description":"\u003cp\u003eA delicious new Green Monké flavor that's reminiscent of your childhood. 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Green Monké Lychee gives ‘90s cocktail lounge energy: think lychee martinis, low lights, and just enough lip gloss. Light, tropical, and refreshingly tart with a hint of strawberry, it’s your new go-to for Friday nights \u003ci\u003eor\u003c\/i\u003e Tuesday takeout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAt just 10calories, with zero sugar and our signature 1:1 blend of 10mg Delta-9 THC and 10mg CBD , it’s all pleasure, no guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePop the top or pour it into your favorite martini glass over ice. (Stirred, not shaken—it’s sparkling, darling.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePairs perfectly with sushi, pad Thai, or vibing in your robe to Sade. Whether you're dressing up or winding down, this sugar-free stunner knows how to keep things cool, calm, and collected. 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